compré crema falso

so i went to the store to buy body lotion, to help keep my skin looking fresh and radiant. i bought this stuff by nivea thinking it was normal moisturizer for people with darker skin since it said 'for darker skin'. little did i know that the stuff was actually lotion with skin tanner. so now i look like this fake-bake kid from new jersey......oh wait, that's where i'm from.
how's that for being an experienced traveller.....and i even bought the stuff in san francisco, so i didn't have the excuse that it was in spanish.
the gaudi funpark of parc güell in barcelona, spain
Speaking of vibrant moist skin, Dónde está Che Pelotas?