Baby Jesus rides a slip-n-slide

One thing interesting about the Catholic church is that through the power of art, vivid representations of the Bible are told. The German churches have amazing pictorial allegories. For instance, many of us have always wondered how the virgin Mary got pregnant. Well, it was because God, surrounded by little angels up in the heavens, creatively ejaculated his semen through his mouth into a long tube that stretches all the way down to earth and enters the orifice of Mary's ear. As she holds the Great Book, you can see in her face such a blissful satisfaction, (it is God's seed after all!). And, if you look closely, along the tube, you can see baby Jesus riding down like it's a slip-n-slide. Gotta luv it...